Well, all of you who are think you're big shots anyway. You're bugging me. Here's some things you need to learn:
-I will NOT hang up on a customer to answer your call on the other line. Try calling your real assistant for the things you need?
-I don't bus tables. When you spill something while eating lunch, YOU can clean it up.
-Do you have to make everything sound like the end of the world? So what if you have to wait 60 seconds for something to print out?
-You have a trash can in your office. Stop making me come get your garbage to put in my trash can.
-Do you not know how to change your own oil and rotate your own tires?
One last question...
-How did you ever become a "bigshot" without me?
"The girl at the front desk"